But I'm on vacation!

I heard a woman actually ask that as she walked past Dumbo the other day.

Dumbo takes you up about 30 or so feet in the air, and people do this all the time. I don’t get it.

Folks, if it looks like a duck and acts like a duck, it’s a duck. If the gate or door or whatever has a wheelchair sign on it, chances are… wheelchairs are allowed. >.<

Or alternately, they’ll get Fastpasses for the ride and still ask, “Is this a ride?” What did you think you were getting Fastpasses for?

Kind of makes you wonder what these people do in their own bathrooms. Or maybe it’s better left not thinking about.

If you are a cast member at Disney (or used to be one), send me your submissions! :)

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  Aw, thank you!

Every. Single. Time.

I already had this image ready, but partial credit goes to user “haha-imjk” who submitted the following:

“Are the fireworks real?”

—No. We project images of fireworks on the dome over Disneyland. It’s the same dome that helps control the weather.

Yeah, we get the dome thing at Disney World too. This guy one time couldn’t understand why my coworker thought he was joking when he asked why they hadn’t “put the dome up yet” when it was raining. Oy.

The longer you take to get on/off the ride, the more you hold up the ride and line. Just get on/off already!

I’m not exaggerating or lying at all when I say this actually happened to a coworker of mine. For those not familiar with Disney World, Spaceship Earth is a ride at Epcot. The Grand Floridian is a hotel located near the Magic Kingdom. Why this man thought he was at a hotel when he had to enter Epcot through the turnstiles with a park ticket, I’ll never know.

Please tell me how many is in your ENTIRE group or don’t get angry when you get split up.